{"id":762,"date":"2016-01-23T09:57:01","date_gmt":"2016-01-23T09:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.wordpress.com\/?p=762"},"modified":"2016-01-23T09:57:01","modified_gmt":"2016-01-23T09:57:01","slug":"chunky-ftw-a-free-pattern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/?p=762","title":{"rendered":"Chunky FTW! (a free pattern)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have made (it&#8217;s official) the chunkiest hat in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD.<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-770\" src=\"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/01\/chunky1.jpg\" alt=\"chunky1\" width=\"716\" height=\"900\" \/><\/p>\n\n<p>I wanted to make a hat for my Beloved. He feels the cold a bit more than he used to, and of all the hats I have made, none is quite right.<\/p>\n<p>I have a micro-stash of the chunkiest wool on the planet. Well&#8230;. it&#8217;s not. But it&#8217;s <em>very<\/em> chunky and it&#8217;s in my possession, and frankly, anything that needs knitting up on 15mm needles is pretty goshdarned chunky in my humble.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve uploaded quite a few patterns for sale recently, so I thought I&#8217;d give the readers of my blog this piece of squishiness as a token of my appreciation.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what you need.<br \/>\n(Click the name at the top for a printable download)<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"The Chunk\" href=\"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/01\/the-chunk.pdf\">The Chunk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>2 x 100g balls Drops Polaris<br \/>\n15mm circular needles<br \/>\nA tapestry needle for weaving in ends<br \/>\nA large pompom maker (it&#8217;s so much less fiddly than all that faffing around with cardboard doughnuts!)<\/p>\n<p>Method:<br \/>\n(This makes an adult-sized hat, which fits my 15 year old son rather too well. I may have to hide it).<\/p>\n<p>Cast on 36 stitches and place marker for the beginning of the round.<\/p>\n<p>Knit 1 Purl 1 rib for 14 rows. This gives a really chunky squishy turn-up around the base of your hat.<\/p>\n<p>Knit 5 rows.<\/p>\n<p>Make your decreases as follows:<\/p>\n<p>[Knit 5, K2tog] around. (36 remaining)<\/p>\n<p>[Knit 4, K2tog] around. (30)<\/p>\n<p>[Knit 3, K2tog] around. (24)<\/p>\n<p>[Knit 2, K2tog] around. (18)<\/p>\n<p>[Knit1, K2tog] around. (12)<\/p>\n<p>K2tog around. (6)<\/p>\n<p>K2tog around. (3)<\/p>\n<p>Cut the tail long enough to thread through the last 3 stitches, pull tight and weave in.<\/p>\n<p>Make a large pompom, leaving the ends long enough to thread through the top of the hat and tie in a tight double knot underneath, inside the top of the hat.<\/p>\n<p>Weave in all ends.<\/p>\n<p>Ta-dah!<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy keeping warm &lt;3<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, if you&#8217;re looking for other patterns, you can now find these ones both in my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/uk\/shop\/AliceInKnittingland\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Etsy shop<\/a> and on the loveknitting.com website:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_806\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-806\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-806\" src=\"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/01\/ponchette1.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"ponchette1\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-806\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loveknitting.com\/the-ponchette-knitting-pattern-by-alice-neal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Ponchette pattern can be found here.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_807\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-807\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-807\" src=\"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/01\/jj10.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"JJ10\" width=\"300\" height=\"290\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-807\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loveknitting.com\/the-juno-jumper-knitting-pattern-by-alice-neal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Juno Jumper pattern can be found here.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_809\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-809\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-809\" src=\"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/01\/snake5.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"snake5\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-809\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loveknitting.com\/ssssidney-snake-crochet-pattern-by-alice-neal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Ssssidney Snake pattern can be found here.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_810\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-810\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-810\" src=\"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/01\/cream2.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"cream2\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-810\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loveknitting.com\/snuggly-slippers-pattern-and-tutorial-crochet-pattern-by-alice-neal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Snuggly Slippers pattern can be found here.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_808\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-808\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-808\" src=\"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/01\/cj16.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"CJ16\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-808\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loveknitting.com\/the-yorkie-christmas-jumper-knitting-pattern-by-alice-neal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Simon Cowell Yorkie Christmas Jumper pattern can be found here.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>PS I have always wanted a really chunky hat. Apparently, this one is a bit &#8216;too girly&#8217; for my beloved. Imagine my <em>chagrin<\/em>&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have made (it&#8217;s official) the chunkiest hat in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. I wanted to make a hat for my Beloved. He feels the cold a bit more than he used to, and of all the hats I have made, none is quite right. I have a micro-stash of the chunkiest wool on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[28,29,33,1],"tags":[48,138,152,158,192,220,225,234,244,249,255,269,282,314,344,363,395,400,474,480,485],"class_list":["post-762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-sale","category-free-patterns","category-patterns","category-uncategorized","tag-alice-in-knittingland","tag-crochet","tag-dog-sweater","tag-drops-andes","tag-free-pattern","tag-handmade","tag-hat","tag-homemade","tag-jack-russell","tag-juno-jumper","tag-knit","tag-knitting","tag-knittingland","tag-mittens","tag-pattern","tag-poncho","tag-simon-cowell","tag-slippers","tag-wool","tag-yarn","tag-yorkie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliceinknittingland.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}