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It’s a joy and a blessing when the small people you’ve spent years running around after are at last able to begin to fend for themselves and, even better, to help around the house.<\/p>\n

Dishwashers emptied, washing up done, sitting room tidied and hoovered… A total gift. And a blessed relief.<\/p>\n

Buuuuuuut.<\/p>\n

There’s a sore point about to be made and I’m sure you have already figured it out. It seems that every post I make at the moment mentions my Beauteous Boot Socks<\/a>. There’s a very good reason for that. I love them. I love them so much that I knitted myself about 5 pairs over the last couple of winters.\u00a0 Indeed, if you click on the link, you will see that the photograph for the pattern itself<\/em> is the very pair in question.<\/p>\n

You don’t need words, though. You just need this picture:<\/p>\n

\"2\"<\/p>\n

Yup, that’s the very same pair. *le sigh*<\/p>\n

See… when your darlings start putting on the laundry, it’s worth mentioning to them that wool – you know, proper wool – shrinks. It’s also worth NOT putting said wool in the family laundry basket when you’ve taught them how to use the machine, and asked them to put a load on.<\/p>\n

\"1\"<\/p>\n

How on earth only ONE made it into the machine is another question entirely.<\/p>\n

So now, I have one delightfully soft and fluffy boot sock, and one tiny, stiff, very thick felted… thing. Don’t get me wrong, I still find it quite beautiful, but what to do with it??<\/em><\/p>\n

\"3\"<\/p>\n

Well, it started with a gulp, a pair of scissors and:<\/p>\n

\"4\"<\/p>\n

It then progressed to the 1950s PFAFF sewing machine we recently acquired for peanuts on eBay:<\/p>\n

\"6\"<\/p>\n

Next was a decorative button and magnetic popper and… voila!<\/p>\n

\"7\"<\/p>\n

My new handbag phone-sock is born.<\/p>\n

I think it’s a thing of beauty and I guess I’m just going to have to shrink the other sock, right?<\/p>\n

As for my plans for the bottom of the sock, oh, yes! I have some. But I had to order something to make it work, which will take a little while to arrive, and, to quote my husband, it is<\/em> a bit bonkers. (At least, he thinks so \ud83d\ude09 ) When the time comes, I’ll let you decide <3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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